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Here are some of the items we will cover this morning:
Good News: Homeland security agents can skip security lines, find out who the air marshals are on their flight, and carry guns. Bad News: A part-time harbormaster's badge is apparently enough to fool airline staff. Fark: Twice
After spending $773K on soft drinks for their 14,000 prisoners last year, the Oregon State corrections officials will trim back and only allow one Coke per week per inmate. How will they survive?
Utah tip-toes cautiously into the 1930s, allows alcoholic beverages to be served directly from the bartender to the customer across the bar. Although you will still have to sign a release acknowledging that you are going to hell.
Port Orange man calls 9-1-1 to report robbery of drug money
It really sucks when you watch an adult DVD called "Affairs with Others' Wives" and there's a scene starring your wife and your friend. It happened.
Not news: someone unplugged the fridge. Still not news: They left moldy food in there. Not news yet: Employee decides to clean it. NEWS: 28 people sent to hospital for vomiting, hazmat team called in.
For some reason, a man who can jog, chat up women and masturbate all at the same time is considered "criminal" instead of "talented".
Have a cold one on the house. Not at the bar -- at the barber.
Quadriplegic wheelchair-bound Vietnam vet given $360 ticket for parking in handicapped space. They seen him rollin' and they hatin'.
Man breaks into home, gets naked, eats food, looks at porn on the internet, and falls asleep on the couch. Whatever happened to just stealing something and leaving?
Arrested for using your iPhone to take a picture of an open ATM in public? Hmm, there's no app for that.
109-year-old woman writes to the Queen to complain about the birthday cards she gets from her, receives surprise face-to-face apology from Prince William.
Thursday Show - President of Daytona International Speedway, Mr. Robin Braig will join us around 8:30.
